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HOW TO IDENTIFY AN ALIEN ABDUCTION:

Instructions
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Contemplate if you are unaccountable for a period of time, say, an hour or more. Missing time is common among alien abductees.
2
Examine your body for unidentifiable scratches or scoop marks, sometimes in the shape of a triangle. Scratches and bruises on the inner thighs are common.
3
Determine if you often have nosebleeds or unexplained blood spots on your sheets. Also consider whether you have any pain in your nose or sinus cavities.
4
Consider if you have seen UFOs recently or sometime during your lifetime. You may see balls or flashes of light. These are common experiences of abductees.
5
Reflect if other people in your family are abducted, see UFOs or experience any of the alien abduction symptoms. It is common within families.
6
Remember if your clothing or anything else in your house is ever in disarray for no apparent reason. It is common to awaken naked, clothes on backward and windows open after an alien abduction.
7
Contemplate your dreams. Strange dreams about aliens performing medical procedures, being inside of spaceships and warnings of doomsday scenarios are sometimes actual memories of alien abductions.

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HOW TO HAVE AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN ALIEN:

Instructions
1
Associate with people who have been abducted. For some reason, the aliens like to deal with the same people over and over. Maybe you'll get lucky and "tag along" during their next alien experience.
2
Go out into the wild for extended periods of time. Many alien contactees and abductees report that they have encountered aliens while camping, stargazing and when they were far away from other people.
3
Join the military. Abductees sometimes claim that the aliens are working with, or controlling, the U.S. military forces. Supposedly, the military mans abduction portals, uses abductees to fight against terrorists, and many other secret programs. Maybe you'll luck out and get sent to Area 51.
4
Hang around Washington D.C. Some sources claim that our federal government is infested with reptilian aliens, human-alien hybrids and their supporters at the highest levels. Chances are good that if a Congressman, Cabinet member or Presidential adviser has made the news recently, he or she is one of them.
5
Visit Roswell, New Mexico. The city hosts a festival every year to commemorate the July 8, 1947 incident that made the little town famous. There's always the possibility that one of the attendees is from way out of town.
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